Countdown to Jordan's Slapuation Countdown Clock

The 28th of May shall mark a momentous occasion in the history of this beloved friendship. For his incompetent transgression, Mr. Jordan W. Snyder (Sneeds) shall be punished to the fullest extent of the law. The retribution shall be carried out under my jurisdiction as Slap Bet Commissioner. By the power vested in me, I hereby grant Mr. Alexander P. Lodge 1 slap to be dispensed under the stringent regulations of the Bro Code.