Doctor Who Series 7 Christmas Special Countdown Clock

The Doctor Who 2012 Christmas Special will be airing Christmas Day in Britain.

The Christmas Special will star Matt Smith as the Eleventh Doctor, Jenna-Louise Coleman as his new companion, and Stephen Moffat as writer and antagonist so as to better FEED OFF THE TEARS OF THE FANS MISSING THE PONDS.

Karen Gillian and Arthur Darvill will not be appearing as Amy and Rory Pond. Amy Pond was the longest-running companion of the show since the 2005 revival, beating Rose Tyler by one episode.

Coleman previously appeared in the series 7 premiere as one Oswin Oswald, despite previous declarations she would not be on the show until the Christmas special. Also she was a Dalek, and then died. Reasons for this are still unknown, but the current theory is that Moffat is a troll and enjoys the pain of the fans trying to make sense of this. It seems to be working.

Finally, THE PONDS ARE GONE FOREVER AND RIVER MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE EVER SEEN HER PARENTS AGAIN. EVER.

If you're crying now, MOFFAT IS LAUGHING AT YOUR TEARS.